Many times I have
disturbed U
troubled U
fooled u
irritated u
guided u
Today I just want 2 say. I
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disturbed U
troubled U
fooled u
irritated u
guided u
Today I just want 2 say. I
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WILL CONTINUE IT!! enjoy d disturbance…
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IF colleges bought an IPL TEAM, Then rules for the players will be
1-Those who have ID card r only allowed 2 enter the ground
2-Cheer girls should wear choose A, B, C, D .. everyone knows, do you this way
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A–Aristocrat
B–Bagpiper
C–Contessa
D–Director special
E–Eight PM
F–Fun drop
G–Green label
H–Hadidars only
3-Should cum only in formals 4-Cheergals r not allowed 2 talk with any1
5-No hair colours
6-Audience should not make any noise
7-Plywards
I–Imperial blue
J–Joney walker
K–Kingfisher
L–Lime drop
M–Mughal monarch
N–Nicolas No 1
O–Old monk
P–Peter scot
R–Royal stag
S–Signatuayers must collect their prizes at PT room after 3.30 pm
8-If any player is a duck out, They have to bring parents..re
T–Tango
U–Uni boul
V–Vat 69
W–White mischief
X–XXX rum
Y–Yankey
Z–Zingaro
Think different.
1-Those who have ID card r only allowed 2 enter the ground
2-Cheer girls should wear choose A, B, C, D .. everyone knows, do you this way
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A–Aristocrat
B–Bagpiper
C–Contessa
D–Director special
E–Eight PM
F–Fun drop
G–Green label
H–Hadidars only
3-Should cum only in formals 4-Cheergals r not allowed 2 talk with any1
5-No hair colours
6-Audience should not make any noise
7-Plywards
I–Imperial blue
J–Joney walker
K–Kingfisher
L–Lime drop
M–Mughal monarch
N–Nicolas No 1
O–Old monk
P–Peter scot
R–Royal stag
S–Signatuayers must collect their prizes at PT room after 3.30 pm
8-If any player is a duck out, They have to bring parents..re
T–Tango
U–Uni boul
V–Vat 69
W–White mischief
X–XXX rum
Y–Yankey
Z–Zingaro
Think different.
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If u think why this person doesn’t make call, Always send Msgs
then my answer is-
then my answer is-
voice is mixed in the air but words are printed in the heart.
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College is a cinema.
Producer- PARENT
Director- PRINCIPAL
Boys- HERO’S
Girls- HEROIN’S
Vilans- HOD’S
Fights-EXAMS
Songs-LAB HOURS.
Producer- PARENT
Director- PRINCIPAL
Boys- HERO’S
Girls- HEROIN’S
Vilans- HOD’S
Fights-EXAMS
Songs-LAB HOURS.
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Thinking is like, U r standing on D middle of D road N suddenly a crow beats on ur head, But U remain calm, N thanks to God. That cows don’t fly.
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Hey.. 1 of my frnd was asking abt u,I hav given ur number. Dnt mind abt this..she wants 2 meet U. Her Name is
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SMILE
I think she came!!
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LOVELY LINES “Every man searching his second mother in d name of LOVER.
But every woman gets her 1st child in the name of her LOVER”.
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The Next Generation LKG Poem.
Drinking Drinking little BEER.
How I wonder what a BAR.
Quarter rates r up so HIGH.
Drink a peg with chicken fry!
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Example of Sweet relationship:-
Small girl & boy r crying 2gther.
1 man asked- y?
The girl says “My doll has broken” n boy says “I’m crying bcz my doll is crying.
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FUNNY FACT OF EDUCATION :
:-)Ocean level syllabus
:-)River level teaching
:-)Bucket level we study
:-)Jug level we answer.
:-)Marks comes to drop by drop.
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SON FAILS IN EXAM
Dad (angrily) :- Hereafter don’t call me as Dad…
Son :- Oh! Come on Dad, it was just a school test and not the DNA test.
Dad (angrily) :- Hereafter don’t call me as Dad…
Son :- Oh! Come on Dad, it was just a school test and not the DNA test.
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I’m a doctor becoz…
I can write100words per min. but I can’t read my own handwriting.
I spend more time with my patients than with my family.
My IQ is greater than my weight
I know all the features of depression but fail to recognise the one I suffer from.
I consider the
non-medical course “easy”
A 50/100 is heaven for me
My textbook costs are higher than my college fees
I have odd eating and sleeping cycles and survive on coffee
the only part of my textbook I read completely is the index.
YES!
IM A DOCTOR.
I can write100words per min. but I can’t read my own handwriting.
I spend more time with my patients than with my family.
My IQ is greater than my weight
I know all the features of depression but fail to recognise the one I suffer from.
I consider the
non-medical course “easy”
A 50/100 is heaven for me
My textbook costs are higher than my college fees
I have odd eating and sleeping cycles and survive on coffee
the only part of my textbook I read completely is the index.
YES!
IM A DOCTOR.
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Funny but gr8 words:
Money, Attitude & Ego r like “UndEr Wear”
U should have it,
but should not show it..
unless u become a
“SupErMan..!!”
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Here You Go