SANTA Banta Jokes Funny ||

Santa traveling in a Train gets down in every station & buys a ticket
to next station, guess why?

Because….,

Doctor told him
to avoid
Long Journey.

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a kid was crying very heavily

So…

what did Santa do..?
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he put Johnson’s baby shampoo in his eyes and says- . . .
no more tears.

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The bus conductor says ”helf pant helf ticket , full pant full ticket”.

suddenly “Santa” removed his pant & says no pant no ticket..

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Santa x girlfriend removed all of her clothes and said “treat of like your wife”

Santa picked up her clothes and started to wash them…….

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Kaun banega Karodpati :
Amitab: What is micro soft excel?

Santa: it is like surf excel used to clean computers.

Someone clapped.

Amitab shocked

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Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta – Coffee Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is the Last Point Of LOVE

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Santa’s father brought a NEW SIM CARD,
Santa saved that number in his mobile phone as,
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“New Father”.

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