Funny Class Room Rules | Funny Class Room SMS Joke Message

5 rules 4 students Classroom

1)Never make noise in class bcoz others r sleeping.
2)Be absent 2 keep the campus clean.
3)Take some fruits 4 the ANIMALS in the staff room.
4)Always take books bcoz it acts as a pillow.
5)Never be early 2 classes or else no one will notice u.
Remember rules should not be violated.

here’s a light-hearted SMS joke message related to a classroom setting:

“Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here!”

“Teacher: What’s the best way to remember your wife’s birthday and your anniversary?
Student: Forget them once, and you’ll never forget again!”

2. “Classroom rule: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do. Unless it’s the fire alarm, then run!”

4. “Teacher: If you had just one day to live, where would you go?
   Student: I would spend it in this classroom. It feels like forever!”

5. “Teacher: Can you use ‘defeat,’ ‘defense,’ and ‘detail’ in a sentence?
   Student: When a mosquito lands on your cheek, defeat it with your hand in defense, and then check the detail for blood!”

6. “Why did the math book look sad?
   Because it had too many problems.”
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7. “Teacher: What’s the shortest month?
   Student: May. It only has three letters!”

8. “Why did the student bring a ladder to class?
   Because he wanted to go to high school!”

9. “Teacher: If you had just one day to live, where would you go?
   Student: I would spend it in this classroom. It feels like forever!”

The above actions were performed by trained professionals under controlled environments
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

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