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Jeevitham lo rondu nijalu gurthu pettuko

1)gaali vasthe chettlu uuooguthai
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2.gaali raakapothe uoogavv.

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Teacher 2 sleepy student: Who Invented Steam Engine?
Stdnt: What sir?
Teacher: Yes correct.
It’s James Watt.
Moral: Sleeping improves knowledge..so sleep well.

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In college,

boy: I Love u.
Girl: nenu velli principal ki cheptha.
Boy: pichhi dana principal ki eppudo pelli aindhi.

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Yemi SMS pampadam ledu
Sms offer leda?
Balance leda?
Charging leda?
Time leda?
Intrest leda?

Lekha “SIMHANNI KADIPEY” dammu ledaaa?.

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3 Things
that
Should Not B Asked?

1)
Man’s WAGE

2)
Woman’s AGE

3)
Students Percentage!

It Hurts A Lot.

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Entha rich ppl iyna
CHIPPA pattukuni nilchunedi
ekkado telusa?
?

,
?

?
Panipoori bandi daggara

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LKG BOY:madam naa meedha mee opinion enti?
Madam: U ARE SO SWEET…
LKG BOY to his frnd: Nenu cheppanu kada ra madam naku flat ani.

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2 Lovers Eating…

Girl Asks-Dear manam ila okarinokaru chusthu thintunte neku eme anipistundi.,

BOY: Naakanna nuve ekuva Thintunav anipistundi..

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Today news chusava

pichhivallani pattiste 5laks dabbu estamannaru

naku dabbu kante nuvvu mukyam

nuvvemi bayapadaku ne gurinchi emi cheppanu.
Ok na..

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Which is the longest toilet in the world?
Ans-The Indian Railway track.

U can use it from Kashmir 2 Kanyakumari. Proud to be an Indian…

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LOVE B4 Marriage:”Jaanu nuv leka pote nenu lenu, nenu leka pote nuv levu..
LOVE After Marriage:”nee yamma, ivala nuv aina undali, nen aina undali”.

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Boy: I love You!

girl:na cheppu size telusa?

Boy:ila propose chesano ledho appude gift lu adagadam modhalupettesava?
dhonga….!!

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One of the Intelligent Monkey Missing In Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is.
is..
is!
Don’t worry
It is not u,
becos

It is intelligent.

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Girl ask to a boy Girl: eroju nenu purse techukoledu 1000 Rs/- Istava shoping ki velta.

boy:1000 levu kani 10 RS ista auto lo velli purse techuko.

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Eee roju news chusava
Nelluru lo
patta pagalu
5yrs babu ni
swayaana
valla nanna,
Driver
kalisi
car lo
theesukelli

LKG lo join chesaru;-
Papam kadha..

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Andarki nenu ante chala
BAYAM,
VINAYAM,
GOURAVAM.

for example

nenu edaina msg pampinchananko
tala dinchukoni chaduvtaru

Oh nuv kuda na! How Crazy.

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Son was crying. Dad came and asked y r u crying?

tel me.I’m ur friend Kada! Son: emledu mama! Horlicks ekkuva adiganani nee figure kottindi!!

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Iddaru chevitivalu
1st: era market ka?
2nd:kadura markt ki
1st:avna neninka markt kemo anukuna
2nd:era markt kostava
1st:ledura marketkaite chepu vasta.

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Na pranam pothe neeku kanneellu vasthayo ledo
theliyadu Kaani
Neeku kanneellu vasthe na pranam pothundi

Itlu
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Ulligadda.

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Neeku Chennai motham thippi chupinchana..?
money nenu pedathale..

C h e n n a i
Chennai chusava..?
Repu bombay chupisthale.

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Manthri:Maharaaja yudhanki sidhamavamani pakka desam raju SMS pampadu Emi cheyamanduru prabhu?
Raju: SMS sending failed ani thippi pampu.

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“NA

SMS NI

ANNI

PANULU

VADILESI

chadhvaku.

sms ni

tarvatha

kuda

chadava

vachu..

sms

most

important

kuda

kadhu.

sms

dwara

nenu

cheppedi

kuda

emi

ledhu..

sms

koncham

pedhaga

undi.

Kaani

naaku

artham

avadam

ledu

nuvvu

sms ni

intha

intrest

endhuku

chaduvutunavu
.
.
.

.
Ee

sms ni

uttigane

time

pass

kosam

pampanu..

Ippudu

neeku

naa

me* some text missing *

msg ni

nuvvu

kuda

forward

chesi

pandaga

chesuko.

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